Proof That Every Teen House Party Is Exactly the Same

This home-video relic, unearthed by Dave Holmes in an Esquire article about pop music in 1988, shows that history is always repeating itself and nothing ever changes. Parents busting up a suburban high-school house party in 1988 sounds basically the same as it did in 2008, and as it will in 2028, 2038, and 2048 — and into an infinite future where some teen realizes it’s “gonna be a loooong time before he sees his friends again.”