Everyone has something to say about the alleged incest storyline in the new season of The White Lotus — will they, won’t they, why on Earth would they? Chris Pratt, on the other hand, appears to be focused on his brother-in-law Patrick Schwarzenegger’s full-frontal nude scene. Yes, really.
Schwarzenegger, who plays Saxon, an aggressively horny frat bro from North Carolina vacationing at The White Lotus with his insufferable family, didn’t warn the rest of the extended Schwarzenegger clan that they’d see more than just his acting during the show’s premiere — and they had thoughts. “I know where my eyes went — I’m not blood related to him, I was looking at that dick, bro,” Pratt told E! News. “No, he looks amazing. Obviously, he’s a physical specimen, but also he’s a really solid actor, because the character he’s playing is completely different than who he is.”
Unfortunately, his comments didn’t stop there. Pratt, who is married to Patrick’s sister Katherine Schwarzenegger, also spoke to Entertainment Tonight about the episode, saying, “Hey, he looks good, you know what I mean? I was like, rock it, bro.”
For what it’s worth, his brother-in-law wasn’t the only relative who had something to say about Schwarzenegger’s bits and pieces. Arnold Schwarzenegger, his father, also contributed to the discussion on Instagram. “I could claim to be surprised to find out he has a nude scene, but what can I say - the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” the former governor wrote in a post. They certainly seem very close.
Pratt is convinced that we’re about to enter into “a decade of Patrick.” Will that decade be filled with even more nude scenes? Only time will tell.