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For the past few days, some unidentified do-gooder has been hanging white and orange dildos from Portland’s power lines: Kind of like Spider-Man, but instead of improving the neighborhood by wiping out crime, the Anonymous Dick-Dangler is brightening up the neighborhood with enormous silicone penises.
While not all residents are pleased, many are delighted. Reuters reports the sight of sex toys swaying in the breeze has brought Portland’s citizenry joy, laughter, and abundant Instagram opportunities.