Penis ring
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It’s a classic mix-up situation: Man goes to German casino. Man brings his penis rings. Man throws his penis rings away in the bathroom, presumably by accident, because those things are, like, ten bucks a pop. His penis rings begin vibrating in the trash. They are mistaken for bombs. Casino is evacuated and bomb experts are brought in. Everyone is safe. We continue to muse over the devastating wackiness of our world.