It might be time for another Tom Brady wellness check. Months along in her pregnancy with jujitsu instructor turned boyfriend Joaquim Valente, Gisele Bündchen is looking happier than ever. Per TMZ, the couple have been galavanting all over Costa Rica for a little getaway before they welcome their first child together. So far, their babymoon activities have included long walks on the beach with Gisele’s dog, playing paddleball, sharing passionate embraces, and lots of kissing. Color me totally unsurprised that Gisele has managed to make her post-divorce pregnancy look both glamorous and stress-free. Pura vida, as they say.
As you may recall, Costa Rica is not only home to one of Bündchen’s properties but the backdrop to her and Valente’s love story. Following Gisele’s high-profile divorce, the two crossed the line from strictly professional to strictly romantic sometime in early 2023. They’ve been photographed biking, paddleboarding, and smiling nonstop ever since.
You know who’s probably not smiling right now? Tom Brady. Over the last year, the retired quarterback has been visibly going through it, posting angsty lyrics on his Instagram Story and auctioning off some of his treasured football memorabilia. I’m sure photos of his ex-wife with a glowy tan and a perky baby bump are doing wonders for his self-esteem. Still, he showed signs of life via Instagram on Thursday, posting sunset pics from his man cave in Miami, complete with the sparkle emoji. Go off, diva.