Jaden Smith.
Jaden Smith — vampire, prophet, boxed-water magnate — is now adding caped crusader to his eclectic resume. In a new music video for his song “Batman” (which is basically just Future’s “Jumpman” with more cape-dancing), Smith, who famously wore a Batman suit to Kimye’s wedding, plays a turnt-up version of Bruce Wayne, cruising around L.A. in a white bat-suit and getting into fights with other superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard. In just four and a half minutes, he demonstrates more onscreen presence than Ben Affleck did in the entirety of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Consider this our official petition to put Jaden in Justice League.