Gwyneth.
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In the ultimate act of rebellion, Gwyneth Paltrow has sworn off the Met Gala (and, by proxy, any future Vogue covers — not that she needed an eighth one, anyway). “I’m never going again,” she proclaimed to USA Today. “It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.” And if Paltrow was overheating in her fuschia Valentino, just imagine how Kim must’ve fared in her glove-sleeves and turtleneck! Yet another reason Madonna was right to forgo pants entirely.